May 2013
pazzo-demens:
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
narutosgirl:
*does a push up*
*breaks arms*
"Yahoo is going to buy Tumblr"
xomkcxo:
fake-potbrownies:
Crushing hard right now.
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
“I would love to say
that you
make me
weak in the knees
but
to be quite...”
– Derrick Brown, Love Language (via weaverofstars)
420yoloswag:
I hate when guys criticize how a girl does her make-up or something like “oh I hate when girls make their eyelashes so clumpy” and shit like bitch if she wants that shit clumpy she want it clumpy it ain’t for you bye
