pazzo-demens: you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
narutosgirl: *does a push up* *breaks arms*
"Yahoo is going to buy Tumblr"
fake-potbrownies: Crushing hard right now.
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
I would love to say that you make me weak in the knees but to be quite...– Derrick Brown, Love Language (via weaverofstars)
420yoloswag: I hate when guys criticize how a girl does her make-up or something like “oh I hate when girls make their eyelashes so clumpy” and shit like bitch if she wants that shit clumpy she want it clumpy it ain’t for you bye